it’s like you twist every mentor relationship and make it gay.– Ben Chong ugh I know right I don’t know where I get the idea that any of my ships could possibly have any homoerotic subtext what so ever (via jared-swagalecki)
HAMMERTIME: Girls who cuss →
wtfnozombiearound: chawbacon: laurenfagg0t: niz-dragoon: benfun: are lame, unattractive, and only want attention. Girls are not meant to be cussing at all, they sound so ugly. It seems like they try to hard when they start throwing F bombs. Only men can cuss, cuss at me all you want women and… Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. I’ll do whatever the fuck i want :)
Solution To Everything
themarieposa: When you’re pissed off: When you’re stressed: When you’re bored: When you’re hungry: When you’re not hungry:
When you're about to win, and that bitch uses a...
wtfnozombiearound: firefly026: tehjames:
during night time in my house:
the-absolute-funniest-posts: detko2: what would happen if i didnt have a blanket… when i walk by the hall… when i got to the livingroom… when i go to the kitchen … when i walk by stuffed animals … thats why i never get out of bed during night. one time there was a lit candle in the livingroom scared the hell out of me at first Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow
When people say they're going to have a snack:
Scrolling down your Facebook news feed..
the-absolute-funniest-posts: dont care dont care whore dont care you’re* dont care dont care your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it? oh your single, once again dont care song lyrics, how original dont care dont care you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’ dont care photo of you eatin’ your boyfriends face dont care dont care NOW...
I have a reblogging problem…..
At a Pet Shop:
lolsofunny: When I was 5: When I was 10: Today: So true. <3 It’s disgustingly true ;______;
I hate it when someone starts to tell you...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow
michikip: devhalena: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” YES I DO THIS All the time