August 2011
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Aug 29th
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Staring at my crush!
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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My thoughts while at school.
holyrowling: I hate you. And you. And you. Shut the hell up. You’re an idiot. Why am I here? Stop talking. I hate you, too. You’re annoying. Shut up. Why are you talking? SHUT. UP. And you, I hate you, too. Oh look, my ex-best friend. I need to get out of here. What time is it? I wonder what my mom is making to eat.  Who even wants to be here? basically. all the fucking...
Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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When that annoying person walks in front of you in...
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Aug 20th
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Reality...
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
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Aug 20th
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Pandas are fat. I'm fat. Therefore I am a panda.
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION:...
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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when your favorite food is on the table.
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Aug 20th
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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 13.
djaimon: Yay :D
Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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When you rearrange the letters in the word...
xharlequinxkingx: troldemort: Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT, THE EYES = THEY SEE, THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS, DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM, SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME, ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT, SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE, ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE and MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER. This is amazing...
Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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How I dressed as a child:
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Aug 20th
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No matter how hard I try, I'm never good enough...
Aug 20th
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When you see a nude pic
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Honesty hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored...
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Aug 20th
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When that fake bitch tries to act like your...
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Aug 20th
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When your parents cancel your plans.
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
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Aug 17th
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TMI Tuesday. go ahead
hipstersbleedroses: twoofusgoingnowhere: nelliefoxtrot89: Would you rather… Fuck Kill Marry This or That Personal Questions Creepy Anons Random Questions Advice Love/Hate Anonymous Secrets Sex & Alcohol Questions Anything you want! Lets see if I actually get anything  Bring it on!
Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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