i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
I'd like to send a special hug to all of you dear...
When you see your crush in public
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A ROLEPLAYER
sir-alucard: Ain’t that good but oh well.
My stages of band-related obsession.
Me: Who the fuck are they?
Me: Oh, I like this song.
Me: Oh, I like this album.
Me: Hey, the lead singer is pretty attractive.
Me: Oh hey there, so is the guitarist. And the bassist. And the drummer. Heh.
Me: I need to see this band live.
Me: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LOOK THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL
Me: YOU PERFECT FUCKING BASTARDS ARE RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR FACES AND YOUR PERSONALITIES AND OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN ADSFSFLKNHSLKFHK *sobs continuously*
tissah: basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys i mean oh wow so like
Imagine if you were paid for re-blogging posts on...
mystinkybutt: i would be so rich!
GAH. Someone please satisfy my intense boredom....
Reblog if you want to meet the people you follow
I Feel Like Answering VERY Personal Questions.
Come at me bro.
furpile asked: 1, 4, 6!
gmo-fosho asked: 16,62,63 ;)
Fetish Friday! Leave a number in my ASK and I'll... →
furpile: Do you have any sex toys? Ever masturbated with a vibrating phone? Ever stripped on webcam? Have you ever had text sex online? Have you ever masturbated while on the phone? What’s the last thing you masturbated to? What’s the strangest thing you’ve masturbated to? What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever watched? Are you turned on by female-to-male transexuals? By male-to female? ...